War Of The Roses Update: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Doing Something Odd

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🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. From their first date, her husband made it clear that he does not tolerate infidelity. However lately he's been very distant, and she thinks he's the one cheating. Is her feeling right? We'll find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the virtue.
0:02.0	Let's get Elizabeth on here.
0:03.8	Cause she is a little sketched out right now thinking that maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe,
0:09.2	maybe her husband is messing around.
0:10.6	Hey, Elizabeth.
0:11.6	Hey, hi.
0:12.6	Hey, steaks are high here.
0:15.9	So I'm trying to be sensitive about that.
0:17.5	But before we get into the results, if your husband could be messing around or not, tell
0:24.8	us what got us to this point because he has told you time and time again, because he
0:29.0	has felt this that there is zero tolerance for infidelity.
0:33.4	Yeah.
0:34.4	I mean, I thought, I don't know, of all the problems you have in a marriage instead of I just
0:41.1	never thought just because of how intense he was about cheating.
0:46.6	Like that was his big thing.
0:48.1	And then he really, like, cares about his appearance now all the time.
0:53.3	He never used to.
0:54.3	You know, I mean, he's a good looking guy, but he just cares.
0:58.8	Now, and he works late.
1:02.2	He's gone on a couple of weekends with friends, which he never did before.
1:07.3	Just all these things.
1:08.3	I'm like, well, I'd be crazy not to think something's going on.
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