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War Of The Roses: She's Afraid Her Husband's Feelings For Her Are Starting To Change

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🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. She married a man six months after meeting him. She loves him and his kids, BUT she's worried he may be starting to stray. So she wants our help testing him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is the virtue. She met a dude six months later, they were married. How well did she even

0:06.8

really know him? I think she's starting to ask herself that question because she's

0:12.1

thinking maybe this dude is starting to stray a little bit and she wants our help to

0:16.3

try to figure out if he's cheating or not by doing war the roses to catch a cheater.

0:20.8

Here's the email.

0:21.8

I am desperate for some help. I really hope I didn't make the mistake of a lifetime. I

0:27.7

met and married a man all in a period of six months. I had been married before and I got

0:33.4

divorced two years ago. I was crushed when that happened. I'd always imagined my life

0:38.0

as a married woman with kids. I know it isn't popular to say, but I always wanted to be

0:42.7

a stay at home mom. I commend all stay at home moms. You say that all you want. I met

0:48.6

my now husband who was also recently divorced, instantly fell in love with him and his three

0:54.6

kids. Even though I don't have kids on my own, he seemed to always say how mothering

0:59.4

just seemed natural to me and he loved seeing me with his kids. He said his ex just didn't

1:05.2

have that same motherly demeanor and it always bothered him.

1:09.8

Quickly fell in love with my new role as a motherly figure to these kids and he and I fell

1:13.7

in love. He asked me to marry him and I agreed. We got married in a small ceremony about

1:18.6

a month later.

1:20.5

Soon after getting married, we both decided it wasn't necessary for me to work and that

1:24.8

I should quit my job to focus on the kids and setting up our new household. We also

1:29.6

decided to try so far unsuccessfully to have another child of our own. Well now it's been

1:35.0

about a year since we've been married and I love my new role and I love these kids.

1:39.3

However, something feels off. He doesn't seem to feel the way he used to for me. He always

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