War Of The Roses PT 4: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Making The Same Mistake She Made In The Past

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🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Years ago, she cheated on her husband. It was a rough time for them, but they agree to work through their issues. Afterward, she noticed a change in her husband. He started working out more and getting more attention from women. Now she's afraid he's cheating on her. Is she right? We'll find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're on the virtue. I thought we came up with a really good plan on Friday
0:04.6	You did, yeah, you did.
0:06.1	Fuller said it was kind of spontaneous, but it made sense to me.
0:09.0	Oh, man.
0:10.0	And we were gonna force the husband into a confession with the war of the roses.
0:14.6	Yes, all right. So what had happened was she admitted you okay over there, pod?
0:19.4	Sorry.
0:20.4	Shake it this morning, maybe a little too much caffeine.
0:23.0	Okay, it happened.
0:24.0	You want to tell everybody what you brought in for lunch today?
0:26.0	Oh, man. I'm that guy.
0:28.3	I'm a sensitive guy though.
0:30.3	You were.
0:31.3	So I accidentally took the wrong meal out of the fridge this morning.
0:37.5	And there's a, and this is an airtight studio here.
0:39.4	I got some respect, right?
0:41.2	So my, the one that I pulled out was sea bass and greens.
0:45.4	That's what I smell like that.
0:46.9	He brought fish into the studio.
0:48.8	Oh, okay.
0:49.8	My forwavable fish.
0:50.8	Yeah, see now undercooked it. It's only it's cold.
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