This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Tuesday, T-Boy, Tuesday, March 3rd. And today's part is the best one yet. This is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. So, yeah, he's Jack just fluent from Florida and he's trying to convince me that Sunburns can, in fact grow up to be tans. That's what happened. Look at this complexion right now. I'm bronzer. I think like 12 dermatologists is on subscribe from the show right now, Jack. Yeah, I really should have reapplied that SPF. I really should. Jack, I was the championship pickleball game with the in-laws over there. Toasty. Jack also just told me shuffleboards the new Peloton. But we've got three fantastic stories for today's tea boy. Jack, what

we got on the pod? For our first story, the war in Iran has expanded to 11 Middle Eastern

countries, as well as the stock, oil, and even fashion markets. So Jack and I are looking at your

war folio, your stock portfolio during a Middle East war. For our second story, Dutch Bros. is now the

number three coffee chain in America. But just 10% of their drinks are actually hot coffee. We'll tell you what they really are. And our third and final story is the biggest beef in business right now. It's between Anthropic, Open AI, and the Pentagon. So here is the Shakespearean business question. Get ethics, be a competitive advantage.

But yet he's, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

Whoa, I mean, what a mix. Love the Mix, Jack.

Nick, when it comes to technology, the next frontier is actually your rear.

That's right, besties, because the most cutting edge new wearable out there is a Fitbit for flatulence.

Yeah, what the Apple Watch did for our hearts, this new device does for our farts. More specifically, it's for your gastrointestinal health. You got kids in the backseat. They're going to love this story. Get this. Scientists at the University of Maryland, a prototype dissenting device that you clip to the seat of your underwear. Basically, you're placing this thing on the ground zero of your GI tract. And the goal is to measure something we humans have never measured before. The average number of toots from one human being. And figure out why some of us pass gas more than others. So they're asking participants, attract their food along the way as well, and see if it correlates with their farts. Because 40% of American adults, yes, we're looking at you. You got tummy issues. We hear you. Guilty. And the key to digestive nivana could be this fit bit of farts. So, Jack, can we please talk about the demand over there? I can smell it from here. 4,000 people have already applied to test version 1 of this farty Fitbit.

Because besties, we have put a man on the moon.

We have split the atom.

We have taken seeds out of a watermelon.

And yet we still don't know the skinny on the stinky.

So finally, science and venture capitalists are getting the answers for us.

By the way, the current record, 175 times in one day. But who's counting? You know who you are. Actually, this company's, this company is counting. That is the whole business model. Jack, let's do that three stories. Fifteen years before this song, two boys from the Northeast met in the dorm. They had an idea that caused a cultural storm It's the best one yet but the best is an norm

Jack Nick, that's it

I don't even think they need to practice

50% that's a fat tip

Tea Boy City on your at list

If you know you know cause we're ready to go

We can't wait no more so just start the show

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