This week, we dive into the nasty business of going into people's houses, ranch dressing, ferrets, and of course, the poop bucket.

Welcome to the wanted podcast.

Thank you. Welcome back, everybody, season two, episode two of the wanted podcast. My name is John. This is my lovely partner, Alex.

Hi, I'm lovely this week. I'm telling you, lovely as ever. Although I have to say, I'm going to apologize up front for my sexy Lauren Bacall voice. It's kind of husky. I got sick a couple days ago,

and I haven't given the gift that keeps on giving to Alex, and now she is sick as well. So if our voices

sound a little off pitch, that's what's going on here.

I don't sound as sexy as you.

Well, you know, to get this voice, I've achieved it through three packs of cigarettes a day

to get that low husky rumble.

Now, I don't smoke cigarettes, you know that, but I'm sick as a dog, but the show must go on.

You know, I love doing this and I, we just got to knock this out, man.

Yeah, John is man sick.

I'm fine right now.

I woke up this morning.

I was like, yeah, I think that you gave me your cold, but, you know, I'm good.

I got the cup of tea and...

I got the hemfluenza, right?

The hebole.

Hebollah, you know, there's nothing worse than when a man gets sick.

You're like, oh, my God, I think the Medal of Honor for trudging through. It really is true for you, though.

Like, I've seen you tough through all kinds of orthopedic injuries and, you know, suffering in that sense, and you're fine.

And you really can be a baby when you're sick. Oh, my God.

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