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Ladies and gentlemen, you've great proof.

I'm just wild about Harry and Jesus wild about me once again.

The smartest man in the world, Flip Gas, takes to the ether from the Rubicon room here at the back of the rosy end of the reddest thing on earth.

The bar a little bit here like a baboon's ass shining so red in the moonlight.

Here on the mean ass cold streets of WeHo across from the pleasure chest where it continues to be no member.

Until Dick Sember comes along and chumps it for all of the holidays.

My name is Greg Proop's meyamo Greg Asus Ordinase.

Mechistas es muy bueno. Please stick around for some, won't you?

Welcome to the show. We haven't quite started yet. We're going to start about a half an hour.

And when we do, it's going to be fucking awesome.

I've been so remiss about so many things. Really Greg, why don't you discuss them one after the next.

Let's enumerate them and then eliterate them one after the first one or a, if you will.

I haven't talked about this because I've been a little tentative.

I don't know what to say. There's been a lot of world events going on.

We've had Hurricane Sandy and we've had the election with Uncle hairdo and black Jesus.

We've had a lot of shit going down.

It's been like a Hawaii 50 episode. I feel like Dano. I'm all over this fucking island.

When do I get a fucking break for some pineapple juice or whatnot?

But what's most important, of course, ever over anything that ever could happen in anyone's life, no matter where you're listening.

And by the way, if you're listening in Germany right now, this is an awesome time to fucking gas it.

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