Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibition fall down.

Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to reading time.

I was just catching up on my reading, all right, man.

This thing has like 14 words per page, all right?

I recommend this book.

I'm going to start reading out of this book during the show,

Happy Little Accidents by Bob Ross.

And dude, the way Internet Legends, I've just got to start it off,

you know, Magic Micro comes in and he goes, hey man,

didn't Bob Ross, didn't he do all those, all those episodes from jail?

And I'm like, no, no. He goes,

well, that's the internet rumor. God damn. It's rough, right? It is a little rough. Today is wake and bake, though, not reading time. I'm getting a little hungry. I see you still haven't

gotten the candle lesson down. I have my candle here

for quietly lighting my wick to quietly light my bowl. But this one makes you kind of hungry, Scotty.

It's firewood with bay rum. Nice. He said rum. I'm out of here. I forgot it was firewood. It started burning it.

It was like, something's burning, dude.

If you were to look at the two of us and have a conversation and you'd be like, which one would have the more considerate opening? You'd probably be like, that dude, the mellow one, okay? The one without the Tiger King shirt, yes. Oh, come on. When I saw this, Facebook has got me just tagged, all right?

I mean, it's Tiger Woods morphing into the Tiger King. Oh, it's beautiful. All right. Today's a wake and bake. We'll give you guys a show rundown. I got my planner. I talked about it on the other show. And look at how big the thing is. First off, did not do my research. We have a rather large planar right here, and I'll tell you about it. As well as once I saw the picture

of the guy on the back here, I was like, I can already tell it. This isn't for me. But that's in what's

going on. Scottie's, we've got Thanksgiving coming up here in Canada. Thanksgiving's right around the corner Monday. And we're going to be thankful. You got a thankful thing,

some things to say. I had actually read something recently and I was like, dude, that's what

Thanksgiving's about. Oh, I was saving it for our Thanksgiving, but since yours is first, yeah,

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