Wake & Bake America 1079: Florida Fall Of Prohibition Report, Cannabis Recalls, & Weed Vending Machines
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🗓️ 18 August 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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The Dude & Scotty Real Are Back & Hanging Out And Waking And Baking And Talking About A Recent Fall Of Prohibition Report From Florida And What The Market Is Like Down There, How Being Watched By People Can Effect Your Performance, Licked Marijuana Joints In Michigan Leading To A Recall From Multiple Outlets, Weed Vending Machines Debuting In Colorado, And Legos Falling Out Of Noses After 2 Years & More On Todays Episode Of Wake & Bake America
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| 0:00.0 | Keep smoking and growing and watching prohibition fall down. |
| 0:09.8 | Right waking and baking after a weekend. |
| 0:12.5 | Some of summertime. |
| 0:13.6 | Looking good. |
| 0:14.0 | Am I looking more tan or what? |
| 0:14.9 | I'm working on it. |
| 0:15.7 | A decent man, you look better. |
| 0:17.9 | Your lights are unforgiving in the winter, sir. |
| 0:20.7 | But yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I could party with you during the summer, buddy. In the winter, I'm going to do the spray tan, all right? I think somebody asked, it wasn't you. It actually was you'd ask me about that. Please don't do that, sir. I had a good weekend, man. Actually, just a little quick laugh. I figured out how to win in a water balloon flight, okay? I had my Yeti neighbor over. I call him the Yeti neighbor. He's just like this big husky dude, you know, full on beard, full Canadian, the hunter, tugboat dude, all that jazz. And his style for some of summertime is to burn your skin as much as you can to red quickly. |
| 0:57.5 | And then for the rest of the summer, you put on the Hawaiian Tropic Tanning Oil, zero SPF. |
| 1:03.2 | So come to find out, when you throw water balloons at a Yeti that's oiled up, they just slide |
| 1:07.6 | right off. |
| 1:08.6 | We could not get them. |
| 1:09.6 | It was like, that's freaking brilliant, man. Brilliant. It was pretty good. It was pretty good. |
| 1:14.8 | But when I smell Tropicana, tanning oil, I like to turn around and see like bikini clad. |
| 1:21.3 | And I turn around and I see just a Yeti. |
| 1:24.1 | A Yeti. A Yeti. |
| 1:25.0 | A Yeti. |
| 1:25.1 | A Yeti. |
| 1:26.1 | You know, the only thing better than that is is those that |
| 1:31.2 | still use baby oil like they haven't turned on the TV since 1970 and just the baby oil yeah |
| 1:37.4 | oh dear god you SPF it up I don't do the sunblock man what I do is I go out I get my base |
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