Wait, That's Not Cocaine (w/ Gianmarco Soresi, Dan Ahdoot, and Anna Drezen)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Gianmarco Soresi, Dan Ahdoot, and Anna Drezen to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Gianmarco prowls the streets with telltale cheeks, Dan scrambles up a half-baked alternative, and Anna’s cemetery date threatens to tip into the crypt. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Gianmarco Soresi: @gianmarcosoresi on Instagram, The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi Dan Ahdoot: @standupdan on Instagram, Undercooked by Dan Ahdoot Anna Drezen: @annadrezen on Instagram

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0:00.0	My friend was like, I'll set you up with my brother.
0:02.0	And I guess he thought that his sister,
0:04.8	I was like, ooh, a date with her tall brother.
0:08.7	And tall in New York is like five, nine.
0:11.3	That is very, that's it.
0:13.2	That's very anti-Semitic, very anti-Semitic way.
0:16.4	It is pro-Semitic.
0:17.4	Excuse me.
0:18.3	Vailed anti-Semitism right there.
0:20.8	Excuse me.
0:21.6	I'm calling it out.
0:22.7	I'm a Jew, I'm a Jew and I'm six foot four,
0:25.0	so I don't know.
0:25.9	I'm a Jew too, and I have fucked every five foot four man.
0:30.8	And the five burrows, and I've been like, you're so tall.
0:34.2	Yeah.
0:35.2	Ha ha ha ha, that date's.
0:45.7	That date's.
0:47.4	Jamaica, Anna, and Dan, welcome to Bad Dates.
0:50.6	Hello.
0:51.4	Hello.
0:51.9	Hi.
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