Wagons (Feat. Adam)

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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In which our heroes have four wheels, are painted red, and have a metal handle as we discuss wagons. We all do silly voices, talk premie babies, and read out a URL. Duscher steals the sun, Adam acts as a bridge between friends, Zoe explains a rickshaw as like a backpack for a baby but for an adult, and Jackson just wants to know why he can't pick himself up. So try to remember the difference between a cart and a wagon, figure out that maybe there isn't one, and just try and imagine the specific wagon were all talking about in this episode. No one knows what a wagon is.Want to help jackson finally finish his rickshaw? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help him build it.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

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0:00.0	Sand's Pants Radio. I'm now just saying things.
0:05.7	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Joel Dusha.
0:10.0	Get out.
0:11.8	And I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:14.0	And I'm Zoe Bellato. I'm Adam.
0:15.9	And today's topic is Wagon's.
0:18.4	Why did you put on a voice?
0:21.6	Rolling, rolling, rolling, wagons. Why did you put on a voice? Rolling, rolling, rolling,
0:22.7	Wagon.
0:26.1	If you had to carry something in a wagon
0:32.6	up a very steep hill,
0:35.2	what would be the worst thing to carry in a wagon? Loose oranges. Can I get in just quickly and say, what? It's a dumb hypothetical. You've got to carry the wagon up a hill. Loose oranges. Loose oranges is bad because they're just going to, you have to stack them, and it's quite steep, said hill, so those oranges are pooling in the ground at the bottom.
0:56.1	How will you ever get them all up? You're going to have to take them by hand?
0:58.7	Bottom ones are going to get squashed. Yeah. Yeah, it was going to be unpleasant. Wasn't it meant to be
1:02.6	the worst choice? It was. The worst thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Live babies. What's sort of wagon?
1:10.2	Wasps. A small red wagon with a handle and four-wheel. Is it wooden? No, it's sort of metal. Like the tin wagon. Jelly. That's all right. Jelly stays. It'll slip through the cracks. Cracks? It's a wagon. No, I guess wagons aren't waterproof. How do you, wagons, like a little wagons.
1:28.3	I gotta look at my wagon.
1:29.3	I got to look at my wagon.
1:30.3	Most wagons have like a thing around the back. You take off, the back part of the wagon comes off. You're thinking of a trailer, mate. And I'm thinking of like a horse and cart. None of us know what a wagon is. It's like the little wagons you had as a kid.
1:42.3	Zoe knows the little wagons.
1:43.3	No, but when you, even when you fucking,
1:45.3	when the wagon starts tilting,
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