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Lovett or Leave It

Wack Mirror (Live from San Francisco!)

Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.725.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Lovett Or Leave It is gay by the bay for our second tour show at San Francisco’s beautiful Palace of Fine Arts. The incredible Snaxx kicks off a night of laughs, while the Phantom of the Westfield Mall (Chris Fleming) shakes his fist at God and new housing construction. Casey Newton walks us through our tech dystopia, while we quiz him on others. Chef Nate Park gives Lovett a taste of cultivated meat, and Dylan McKeever has us California screamin’ over San Francisco on the big screen. Plus we close out the night with a round of Y-Not-Combinator in honor of Big Tech asking, “Why not?” instead “Why in God’s name?”

 

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0:00.0

Oh, oh, oh, woke up today, during the climate apocalypse.

0:20.0

Oh, oh, oh, dear God, it's so hot that I can't sleep.

0:25.0

I hear that leap, it's catchy, p-t, and it's calling me.

0:30.0

It's sending messages from high above.

0:34.0

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I say yes or two, then grab a eye daddy.

0:39.0

I love good morning over mord.

0:43.0

Thought I should have cut the cord, not a love story like in her.

0:50.0

I really miss the way things were.

0:54.0

Good morning over mord.

0:57.0

On how to me, says I scrub your floor.

1:01.0

I think it's far too late to see.

1:04.0

And I shouldn't be.

1:10.0

Oh, oh, oh, hey Sam Altman, who should have put up an in language model.

1:17.0

Oh, oh, oh, oh, social media didn't go well.

1:22.0

We're going to hell.

1:24.0

Yes, Elon and Zuck made humanity up.

1:28.0

They said, hey, teens, you are fat and ugly.

1:32.0

So, oh, oh, call a senator.

1:35.0

Congress should regulate.

1:37.0

Don't you see?

1:38.0

Good morning over mord.

1:41.0

Computers and men are at war.

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