We won the day. We're excited. Um, and oh, that's right. Raf has lost his side. A very important problem. Oh, yeah, because April O'Neill steals it when the cops interview her or takes it when the fans show.

As fans of the show, of course, we'll remember from Akira Kurosawa's debut feature, Stray Dog. He loses his gun. He loses his penis much similar. Raf has kind of lost his confidence after this.

Yeah, my turtle penis is gone. I lost his side. I lost his side. Get it back. Get it back. I promise this never happens to me. This is the first time thing. I can't make a tadpole with you. Just give me a minute. I'm just going to slap it a little bit.

Don't hang out. Don't go. I'm going to kick your ass in a second. Hang on. I just lost his side. I call me something nasty. I put up my round head.

No, there it is. Call me a green bitch. Call me now.

Uh, we meet master splinter. Totally. Who is patty ridiculous. This movie. I don't fucking love it. It's just it's great. He's a pilot clause with, I mean, look, he is so

fancy because he's like, I love it. Uh, he could, he could be hanging out smoking a cigarette with the dark crystal buds. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Like he's fucking, he's up there, like adjusting Bowie's God piece. You know, I mean, lap. It is, it is that, like, grody, handsome puppet.

I do appreciate that because he's a little too cleaned up in the cartoons for me. He's a little too high up there. I like this dingy.

You know, the biggest thing about splinter in those cartoons, that bathroom is not ratty enough. No, yeah, that's true.

Specifically in the cartoons, they made up this idea that the master Yoshi turns into splinter. That's verifying idea.

Yeah. Here, it's just Yoshi's rat, which, by the way, was sentient enough before the mutagen to learn.

Yeah, that's pretty impressive. It's amazing. I cut because maybe it's because I saw the cartoons so much. And it's in the opening of every one. Oh, it's so horrific to watch him do it.

I've always just been like, yeah, you were a guy that you're disgusting.

In that intro, too, doesn't look like it hurts. It does. Oh, my God, what's happening to my body?

Would you guys trade like your life now to become a creature like that?

No, I don't think so. I'm not going to, like, I mean, you know, do what you're going to do. No rent, Chris.

I think you'd still have to, you would have to pay in another way, Eric, I think.

Oh, you're paying in another way. I'm pretty sure. I don't, you know, I don't have any furry feelings. So that, and I feel that would be connected.

Would you rather be like a turtle? A turtle, then a furry. Yeah, would you rather be a splinter or a turtle?

Great question. I think you'd rather be a turtle probably, right?

I mean, it's probably a better lifespan for sure. You have like these muscles and you're

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