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These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No. These are the other stories when I say

when I say parasite

I'm either going to be talking about a South Korean movie

that came out and swept up at the Oscars,

or I'm talking about little bitty creatures, worms that live in our guts or unseen cosmic goop that swims in our brain matter,

or that fungus that grows in ants, cordyceps.

You've seen that, the little fungus that grows an ants and turns them into zombies,

makes them climb little grass sprouts and explode.

It's gross, but it's pretty interesting there, so go check out cordyceps.

But parasites is what this month's theme is all about.

South Korean movies about Class Division.

No, the other thing, the creepy one, the crawly one.

Metaphorically and figuratively, parasites.

We've got loads of good stories for you this month,

and I'm excited to get them out to you.

But I also want to tell you about our movie club.

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