Are you sitting comfortably?

Are your earphones securely fastened to your head?

Well then, sit tight, buckle up and prepare yourself.

Once a month the guides at the Hawken Cleaver head office meet up and hold a secret storytelling ritual.

They pray to Vishnan, tickle a pig, eat the cake and sacrifice a neighbor's trifle.

Messy stuff.

Through the squeals of the pig, the moistened of the cake and the jammy stains on the neighbor's

kitchen floor, a theme emerges.

This month's theme.

Social media.

So prepare yourself.

These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No.

These are the other stories.

Wow.

Okay.

So, I don't know, man. I mean, there was an alien invasion that happened in April.

I don't know if you heard about it. I guess if you're listening to this particular episode, you probably did because you probably subscribe to the show and listen to the previous episodes.

But it happened, man. Wow. Okay. So how do you come forward from that and move forward from an alien invasion?

Well, I guess you've got to talk about it on your Twitter phones, on your LinkedIn MacBooks, on your Facebook Google glasses.

What does it matter? Anyway.

So this month's theme is social media.

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