All right.

All right. Welcome to the voice mail dump truck and a very very very happy death of summer to all those to celebrate

My gosh

Get the fuck out of here summer

Nobody gives a shit about you anymore

Oh, it feels so good

I got a hoodie on I'm feeling good

Looking good feeling good smelling good good, feeling good, smelling good.

Welcome to autumn. Welcome to the voicemail dump truck. My name is Jeff Backelar.

Joining me on the truck today, Dan Reichert.

Hello.

How are you?

I've never been better.

Great. You have so much to say. Jeff Grubb, how are you? I'm doing pretty good, so I just took a nap. I said his words. Hey, no, I got shit for not talking. What do you want me to talk about, Bacler? Give me some. My mistake, you've lost them now. What are you got? We were supposed to celebrate the death of summer together. That's why dumps are half off on the dump truck today. It's our seasonal sale. And you didn't have it. We practiced this. I said you were going to come in and talk about how we're offering. Buy two dumps. Get one free. But guess what? You dropped the ball. Sorry, you dropped the dump. I'll talk about whatever you want. Nope.

We're going to talk about a lot of things, but I want to talk right now to Jeff Grub. What's up, Jeff Grubb? I don't know much. I love that summer's over. I think it's messed up when people want to do the whole, oh, summer ends Labor Day. I'm like, no, man, the days are still longer than the nights. That's still summer.

You have to earn it.

We have to get here.

And now we're here.

And beginning today, the nights are going to get longer than the nights that's still summer you have to earn it we have to get here and now we're here and beginning today the nights are going to get longer than the days and yeah let's fucking do it let's go i don't understand these people labor day was a couple weeks ago yes school started so you don't know why would you know any of this you don't have kids yeah i don't know no i was confused as shit today because i went to the ubs door and on the way back I thought it was some fucking like war the world situation I'm going through these neighborhoods and I kept seeing these people like standing at the end of their driveways just looking down the road and if I just saw like one group of people doing that I'd be like okay they're weird they're waiting for a friend to pick them up or something. But then I went and there's another one, another one.

And like different neighborhoods had just people standing at the end of their

driveways. And I thought I was losing my fucking mind. I literally like got out of my car, saw Bonk walking the dogs and ran after her. I was like, Bonk, have you ever seen this before? Why are people just randomly standing at the end of their driveways? And she's like, oh, school's back.

They were waiting to pick up the table.

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