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The Smartest Man in the World

Vogues

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Nowhere Comedy Club, Greg considers Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Carl Ballantine and Carl Reiner.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, my sisters.

0:01.0

Evidently, the revolution will be podcasted.

0:05.0

Casey, lower that ship so they can hear me.

0:10.0

Right, huh?

0:11.0

Once again, the Spartans of Madden in the world, Proofcast takes to the ether.

0:23.0

As you can see from the salubis confines, the purpose of fruititude located somewhere here

0:27.6

in lower California.

0:28.6

We're in day 35 of the revolution and it couldn't feel gruevere.

0:33.6

Yeah, it's difficult.

0:34.6

Yeah, we wake up every morning, agitated and confused.

0:39.8

But we go to bed every night knowing that we don't know what the fuck is going to happen

0:43.6

tomorrow.

0:44.6

And that's not the worst thing that's ever happened to a country run by complacent white people.

0:50.8

So once again, we join hands and join hearts and seeks all of us to see each other's

0:54.2

company normally before the show.

0:58.2

The word normally, by the way, needs to be canceled.

1:01.2

There is no more fucking normal.

1:05.2

That's over.

1:06.2

If you're my parents were from World War II because I'm quite old.

1:10.2

My mother, my mother fought in the war as a dragon with the blood of the rings.

1:16.2

My father was a draft horse in the Canadian fear of white infantry.

1:20.2

And I grew up with the whole World War II thing for me.

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