Vladimir Putin’s Paranoid Poop Tests
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
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🗓️ 3 March 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 CPAP Smears And Strokes 1:35.136 The Annoying Pro-Fat Ladies Of Tiktok 4:23.181 Watermelon Hole Lover With A Huge Sack 14:58.142 Pedophile From The Future Encourages Stalking And Harassment 19:15.976 Heavy Metal Preaching 23:08.842 Get More DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 25:19.824 A Subway Shit Smearing 26:55.660 Vladimir Putin Is […]
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| 0:00.0 | It's Thursday, March 3rd, 2022 coming up on the program today. |
| 0:04.3 | Fat Phobia Activists on Tik-Toc are spewing their 10,000 calories of nonsense. |
| 0:09.4 | Plus, this vanilla latte has a big nut sack for you ladies to enjoy. |
| 0:13.9 | A pedophile from the future is a big proponent of stalking women and smeared with a bag of shit. |
| 0:25.0 | Distorted View Daily Daily, proudly presents a homosexual describing his toilet wiping preference. |
| 0:31.0 | I will stand by this, butt wipes, but day, or we better be in an emergency situation |
| 0:40.3 | for me not to have a moist toilette to cleanse my pink pretty hole. |
| 0:45.0 | If I got to drop a deuce in public and I will blow up a target stall. |
| 0:52.0 | I do not care. I will bring my antibacterial, got my |
| 0:54.6 | Clorox wipes, I will clean that toilet, and I will sit on that toilet, and I will do-do-do in |
| 0:58.8 | that toilet, and then I will take my own personal wipes |
| 1:04.2 | and I will clean my pretty pink puckered booty hole. |
| 1:08.0 | How do I know what's pretty pink and puckered? |
| 1:09.6 | Because I have a hand mirror. |
| 1:12.0 | And I make sure I know every inch of my body. I love my body. |
| 1:17.0 | It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson. |
| 1:22.0 | Timothy James Penson? |
| 1:24.0 | Hold my hands like too! |
| 1:25.0 | Get off my phone! |
| 1:27.0 | I'm not going to fight for my country, |
| 1:29.0 | I just want to smoke my weed man. |
| 1:31.0 | Get my fucking cock Eat my fucking cock. |
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