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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

In another dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg speaks squirrels, suburbs and Stacey Abrams.

Transcript

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MUSIC

0:20.0

Great here I want again the smartest man in the world

0:23.0

proofcast takes you to eat there.

0:25.0

Surprisingly from the porpoise of Frutitude

0:27.0

Yes it's the old switcherunny

0:29.0

We had an earthquake a fire and the Bible opened up and sucked away the old show.

0:34.0

I have no idea what happened to it. I claim no responsibility.

0:37.0

I don't own it. The Republican party doesn't own it.

0:39.0

Orange 45 doesn't own it. And Mitch McConnell is definitely responsible for this.

0:43.0

He came out of the cave that he lives in at the bottom of that rivulet in Kentucky

0:48.0

where he blinked his eyes several times, uncomprehending into the sun.

0:52.0

And then he moved his gelatinous sack that he carries with him.

0:55.0

And he somehow he absorbed last week's show.

0:58.0

We recorded it live at the punchline in San Francisco, which is as you know,

1:01.0

my home club for the last 425 years.

1:05.0

But something happened and you don't know what it is.

1:07.0

Do you, Mr. Jones?

1:09.0

Let us not speak falsely now as Bob Dylan once in joined us because the hour is getting late.

1:15.0

It got munched and if you don't mind the expression it got but munched.

1:19.0

And so we're here at the porpoise trying to recreate the magic of being in San Francisco

1:23.0

in a club with a bunch of people drinking on a Thursday night.

1:26.0

I don't think it's going to happen but gosh darn it.

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