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Hello, welcome to Meet the Press, I'm some left-wing lion cocksucker, today on the

show more lion cocksuckers that agree with me.

Now, here's Al Rokka with the Willie, happy birthday to Margaret Singding and fucking Ohio,

he's 1100 years old today, hasn't shit since the early 40s, anyways, good to be with you folks

on a Wednesday, we're sitting here, apparently, with the eye of, what's the bitch's name,

come down.

And Dale, yeah.

Yeah, coming down on us, supposedly, you know, my family keeps going, have you got

hit yet?

And I take a picture of me outside, like catching a drain drop, fucking leave on my head,

going relax.

I said, this, this town is blessed and to stand with Jesus over here, not in Shlug Bill,

anyways, what?

No, but supposedly, who knows, later on today, I mean, I woke up this month as rain

like a motherfucker, but so what, that's rain.

But Florida did get it, my sister just sent me a picture of Madera Beach, wherever that

is, and the streets downtown look like an ocean.

So it happens, oh, it's global warming, it's shut your fucking saggy tits, John Kerry,

shits going on since dinosaurs, all right?

You know why dinosaurs went extinct, Dallas, by the way?

You know why?

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