Oh, hello everybody. Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. Great to have you here.

What a show we have today. Hi, I'm Harland Williams, and today we're going to be covering a lot of ground air, gas,

liquid fuel, whatever.

We've got a crazy news story coming up for you that is just ridiculous. It involves a very large lizard.

Okay? And then also we're going to be talking about the repetition of living in the stay-at-home

order world that we're in right now. Yeah, the virus is keeping us all at home and

things are starting to get a little repetitious and I'm going to be talking

about that merry-go-round we're all stuck on. I think it's driving all of us a little

bit nuts and then later in the show also Yigabal has new calls in. He's our friend from the Middle East or I think he's from

India or somewhere. I've never really asked him, but he's got a brand new look for the face masks we've got to wear

When we're in quarantine and lockdown you know we're all wearing these face mess and they're ugly and they're unappealing

up apparently he's come up with a new design so Iguball has new will be calling in. It's going to be great.

Put your toenail clippers on this is the Harlan Highway.

Sit down, strap in, and tighten your diaper.

You are about to go down the Harlan Highway.

That means that every woman in this village who is capable of childbirth is going to have a baby.

You shit-kicking stinky horseman-horse-mulling motherfucker you.

Tell me his name!

You must tell me his name!

This is Harlan Williams.

Oh, well, my mistake.

Ha ha!

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