I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy!

Oh God!

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for Sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus, scummelaware.org. When you have a pixel 10, you may get asked a few questions. Like, what is that? How did you do that? And can we use your camera instead?

Ask more of your phone. Google Pixel 10.

Hi, it's me, your host, Chelsea. I am actually away from the podcast right now for a few weeks. I am on set directing my first feature film, which I also wrote. If you want to know more about what I am up to, I am updating people on Patreon. Also on Patreon and Apple subscriptions is where you will continue to get your bonus episodes

from me every month just like normal. We already recorded a bunch for you. And in the meantime,

our viral article episodes like this one today will be hosted by a favorite guest on this podcast,

my book sister, and favorite person ever to debate with Tracy Thomas.

I think you're going to love it.

So let's dive in.

And please let us know what you think in the comments.

Welcome to Glamorous Trash.

This is a podcast that book clubs, viral articles, celebrity memoirs, and

trashy discourse to elevate your life. I'm your host, Tracy Thomas. I am the host of the

Stacks podcast, which is a weekly book podcast where I interview authors and talk about their new

books. And I host a monthly book club on my podcast as well. And today's episode is part

of our viral article series, where we recap and discuss articles that go wild on the internet,

as that too is part of the glamorous trash literary world. Today, we are discussing an article

...