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Today's episode is brought to you by Nitsa, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

They're here to keep you safe and keep you out of jail and keep you from paying stupid legal fees

and just teach you and remind you not to be an asshole.

One of the number one things in this world that I think you're an asshole.

A lot of people say they can tell everything about a person if they return the shopping cart to the shopping cart like lanes,

you know, in the grocery store because a lot of people just leave home or whatever.

And that's kind of like the number one sign of whether you think about other people or not.

I think they take it to a more serious level.

If you still fuck around with drunk driving, you are the biggest asshole in the world.

And I mean that sincerely.

It's such a risk for you.

And that means a risk for your family.

Forget about if you're a drunk driver and something happens to you, whatever, you're an asshole,

but your mom's at home, your wife's at home, your kids at home, your husband's at home,

and you have to get the phone call that this guy went drunk driving and crashed and he's dead or he killed some others.

Or you're putting your other people at risk, you're putting your family at risk,

you're putting your bank account at risk.

Let's say you don't get, you don't crash, but you get pulled over.

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