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Welcome back to the podcast.

Welcome back to the podcast.

Welcome back to the podcast.

Chester Collins.

Raining all the way from Washington, D.C.

Can't believe you're here, man. Guys, it's great to be here. And can I just say, it is so nice, it's surreal to finally put a face to the voices. That's nice. It's good to hear. That's whatever I says. And here's Emily. I only ever hear her voice, so crazy. You guys lived together. We did. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. That's some fun lore. Yeah. Tumultuous relationship, but we did. Explain why you guys live together, because that could be weird for the listeners. It's a crazy. Well, we were dating for a little bit, so we just thought it was like the next move, healthy move in our relationship.

And Chet cheated on you with a man.

Yeah, he did.

And I cried.

Ugly cry.

She's notably violent, too.

When she finds out she's been lied to, she claws and scratches and lights. Well, that's why he looks the way he does. Oh. Oh. Well, thank you, Emily. It actually is kind of insane why. We had no idea who the fuck you were, Emily. You're wonderful. But at the time, Edge comes in, he's like, yeah, because Billy and Chet live in Clubhouse. and he's like, yeah, I think Emily's going to move in with y'all. Which is like an empty warehouse. It's not really a place where most people would want to live. This house is not a home. It's a frat house. It's a frown house. And they didn't tell Emily that. And so when she got there on the first day, she, uh, I had a meltdown.

She was disgusted with almost every room. The kitchen smelled bad, apparently. Her room wasn't up

to par. I mean, to be honest, Billy and I had been there for six months. So we just gotten used to

living in this warehouse slash dumpster. And, uh, we didn't realize how bad it smelled

for how dirty it was and when emily got there

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