Both of these sides know war is coming. And they thought this was going to be the final meeting, or maybe it was going to be the first battle. And so this priest walks up to Attawapa with the Spanish Bible, and he basically tells them, you're going to have this opportunity to convert to Christianity. You're going to worship our God. And if you don't join us, you're going to be slain. Attawapa takes the Spanish Bible, he opens it, spits on it,

rips the page out, and throws it on the ground. The whole city has been abandoned, and what he doesn't realize is that hiding just off in the forest with telescopes are Pizarro and his men watching Altawapa throw the Bible on the ground. Just like that, the Spanish descend down on the Inka Army and Pizarro himself. He runs up to Altawapa with a knife, puts a knife to his throat and kidnats him just like that.

And all of the Inca Empire is shut down in one moment.

Luke Cavans, welcome to Jersey, baby. How's it going, man? Thank you for having me. Of course, of course. This is my first time here. In Jersey? Yeah, I mean, maybe I drove through here briefly last year, but this is my very first time actually coming here and getting out of a car. Well, double welcome then. It's great state, best state in america not that i'm biased or anything

yeah but you're coming from where san antonio san antonio texas yeah i've been living there for a couple

years with my wife uh she's in dental school and we moved there for that uh but grew up in east texas

in tyler texas white well i grew up in White House, Texas, which is right outside of Tyler.

So, little, little tiny town.

You're not a Cowboys fan, are you? A huge Cowboys fan. Son of a bitch! Yeah. All right, we got to cut. We got to leave this. We can't do this podcast. God damn it. Yeah, yeah. I came in and saw the Eagles coasters, and I went, oh, interesting.

Yeah, you're an enemy.

I don't know how this podcast is going to go.

I mean, I'm in enemy territory right here whenever I've been living up here at different points of my life because this is the New York Giants and Jets area, but especially with the Giants fans, obviously they take personal, but yeah, Cowboys fan in the studio, man, I don't think we, have we had that yet? I don't know if we've had a cowboys fan in the studio man i don't think we have we had that yet i don't know if we've

had a cowboys fan i usually thought it was like a genetic mistake but you know yeah yeah yeah well

it feels like that because they really haven't done anything uh too significant in the entire time

that i've been alive no they haven't 96 last playoff win or last superoff win, or last Super Bowl win, but who's counting?

Yeah, the year after that, I was born, and ever since then, it's been like an omen.

Might be your curse. It might be the curse of Luke on the Cowboys. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I'll take it, though. But anyway, we got some important stuff to talk about today. so you and my boy Danny, also just did a podcast.

I guess you hit us up at around the same time there.

But what I like about your expertise is that you look heavily at South America, which I am so fucking interested in.

Yeah, yeah. Because, you know, that's kind of like the Amazon, obviously, I've had Paul Rosalie in here talking about it.

He's lived there for 18 years, but the Amazon is like kind of the lungs of the earth.

It's like where so many things began and there's so many mysteries we don't even know about in it.

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