I always like to start with something interesting, and I know that this is a tech podcast,

but this has nothing to do with technology.

I just thought it was so funny.

Okay, so you know how you buy your loved ones things for Valentine's Day?

You know, buy candy and say some wine and some chocolates and flowers.

Well, what do you get your ex on Valentine's Day? I mean, you know, ever thinking about this, what are you going you get your ex on Valentine's Day? You know,

I'm ever thinking about this. What are you going to get your ex on Valentine's Day? Well,

the San Antonio Zoo has the perfect idea. For 10 bucks, you can name a cockroach after your ex.

And they will feed it to an animal. Okay?

Can you imagine that?

Oh, my God.

I thought about this.

This would be so great.

Well, unless your ex is a total pothead, because then they would really like the roach.

Right?

Hey, on that happy note, welcome.

It's Kim Commando today.

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And so joining us here every single Friday is our amazing content queen.

First of all, Ali Selman, what's on tap from you today, Al?

I'm going to tell you about three apps that you have to delete from your phone like yesterday.

And a couple quick fixes to annoying computer problems that I know we all have way too

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