Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over therese? Well sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

Nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

I'm Delta work and it's time for very scary Delta, where it's Halloween all month long.

Raja is here, but first, do you want to see me go off? Because I think you want to see me go

Are you a glitter like me? Do you want to suck blood? Like me? Do you wear a sexy none costume?

Just like me. Do you wear hipnotique at Halloween like me? Do you drink green jello shots

like me? Do you love fun-size candy like me? Well, if you do, then you must be very scary Delta.

I'm Delta work and this is very scary Delta. A luxury public access podcast and YouTube talk show

where I look gorgeous, speak extemporaneously and invite fascinating people to sit on the couch

and get very scary Delta. Very scary Delta is for the woman who this year for Halloween will be dressed

as patty hues from TV's damages. But first, let's get into some things that are very Delta.

Go off Delta! Let's talk about waiting in line. I want to talk about waiting in line and all of the

weird moving parts and all the trajectories that sort of change depending upon how long the line is,

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