Vending machines known for candy.

BAMUS, dollar went out.

Nobody thinks much about them, so let's have some fun.

Let's find out why vending machines are secretly incredibly fascinating. Hey, hey there, folks, welcome to a whole new podcast episode, a podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is.

My name is Alex Schmidt, and I'm not alone because the great Robert Brockway and the great the internet's Sean baby return this week.

Because I took that little interface on the vending machine of

guests and I punched in 1-900 hot dog.

1-900 hot dog, folks, do you remember when comedy websites and their articles were fun to

read and enjoyable to experience and somebody put some actual effort and care into the thing you were reading

because you deserve that.

Well, that was common in the past.

It's rare now.

This show's links will be full of links to one 900 hot dog, the website where that is still

true.

There are also much more than that.

Robert is a wonderful novelist.

Sean is a wonderful gaming journalist and game designer.

I'm so glad Robert and Sean took time out of all that to guest on this podcast.

Also, I've gathered all of our zip codes and used internet resources like native-land.ca

to acknowledge that I recorded this on the traditional land of the Canarsi and Lanapi peoples.

Acknowledge Robert recorded this on the traditional land of the Podunk and Wangunk people.

Acknowledge Sean recorded this on the traditional land of the Patwin, Muakma, and Karkin people.

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