0:00.0	Forever
0:01.2	Dog
0:03.5	Warning, the following podcast will irritate ATV instructors.
0:10.4	Offer a detailed explanation of how to play craps.
0:15.1	Contain spa locker hacks.
0:17.8	And we'll mess you up more than two liters of a gross slushy alcohol drink.
0:22.8	Vegas aficionado, John Gabris, joins the good boys to offer Vegas survival tips on today's
0:29.4	podcast, The Ride Sin City Nights, a scintillating all-male review, which is hosted by, as far as the listeners know, three absolute beefcakes.
1:05.1	I'm Beefcake One, Scott Gardner.
1:07.3	Joe by Beefcake, too, my gosh.
1:08.6	Hey, hi, how are you?
1:30.7	If you, from that voice, of course you have to have rippling abs. How could you not? Where else would that voice come from? Not an 80-year-old man. Hey, hi. Yeah, that sounds like Harrison Ford currently. Jason Sheridan. Hopefully we give you a listening experience that you'll never forget.
1:33.9	Is that a sexy phrase? I feel like those shows, I feel like those like review shows are like,
1:37.9	and you're never going to forget the time you have at Magic Mike or at the like luxur topless review.
1:44.9	That was meant to be sexy.
1:46.2	Oh, wow.
1:46.7	Can you do it again?
1:47.4	Just a body.
1:49.2	We say body around here.
1:51.2	We don't even say the word sexy.
1:54.4	Yeah.
1:54.9	Since city nights we do.
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