The Bert Show.

So this story is going to be gross, but I want to tell it anyways. Okay. Thanks for the warning. I'm just warning you. Okay. And it's a conversation that I overheard. And I don't, I mean, maybe a doctor. Maybe we could talk to the gynecologist from Piper's boyfriend's dad, you know, and he can, he can confirm whether or not this,

this would work or not.

Okay.

Now you've said gross and gynecologists.

I know.

I'm nervous.

I overheard a conversation between a couple of girls, one who had hooked up the night

before and had some regret about her decision.

Right.

And thought she had a great solution, but she was feeling a little uncomfortable that day, which is what was being spoken about.

Apparently, she had gone out and had a great time and hooked up and brought a guy home.

And they had relations.

Mm-hmm.

After 30, they had sex.

Relations.

And they didn't use any protection for the relations.

And they're from Louisiana.

Yes.

But it's...

I'm following.

But she thinks everything's going to be okay because she went into the bathroom and got some immediately after the incident and got some Purell hand sanitizer.

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