Listen, it's The Bird Show.

It's kind of a known fact. Guys use pickup lines to break the ice. Yeah, I think the worst pickup line, a guy ever said to me was, I have brown eyes, and he looked at my eyes, and he said, your eyes are like, and he couldn't think anything for brown. So he said, pools of tar. I swear. That was, yeah, that was a guy's pickup line. You got to be a bitch about it.

Lesbian.

So we're asking women, what are the pickup lines that you use?

Because I wasn't even aware that you all even used them.

Hey, Adrian, you're on all the hits, Q100.

Hey, yeah, I use pull my finger.

And it actually works.

I can see that working on a guy. We're getting married.

Oh, that's good. That's clever. That's good. Thank you for calling.

That's great.

More than all the hits Q100. Hi, I was in Buckhead last Saturday night, and I just left Ray's pizza, and I was driving along, you know, on the streets. And I called this guy, this really cute guy over, and I had, and I said, I said, I have a really secret, a serious question asking. He was like, what? And I was like, do I have Parmesan cheese in my face?

And he, like, cracked up.

And he was like, yeah, you got a little right here, and he wiped it off. And I got his number, but I lost it. So just do I have? See how simplistic women have to be just to get in. Do I have parmesan cheese in my face? All it would have taken was high, though.

Hey, hi.

That's it.

Yeah.

We can't, that's too complicated for a guy.

Here's a pickup line that'll work for you more times than that.

Hey, can. That's it. Yeah. We can't, that's too complicated for a guy.

Here's a pickup line that'll work for you more times than that.

Hey, can I get your number? Girls usually start talking about, I used to start talking about astrological signs. So I'd be like, hey, Burke, you know, so what's your sign? And you'd be like, tourist, and I'd be like, oh, that's a real strong, you know, that's a real strong site.

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