The Bird Show.

Producer Lindel, how are you?

Good, how are you?

We need closure.

We got half of a conversation in our post-show meeting before we made Lindel stop, and it's

been driving Jeff and I at least crazy because it's pot of humor.

Because that's a great sentence.

Don't lift up the lid!

Why?

You want to explain? Yes.

Basically, I believe it was a couple weekends ago.

It happened to my boyfriend Mike's house.

I go over there.

We're going out to do something and he just said,

FYI, if I were you, I wouldn't lift up the toilet seat.

Okay, now stop there for just a second.

Does he have roommates? He does. He has one roommate. Okay. And do they have... The guy, I'm assuming? Yes. It's a shared bathroom? No, it's not. It's just his. Yes. So when he said, don't lift up the toilet seat, he meant specifically for the bathroom in his bedroom. Yes. And of course it's going to make you go lift the toilet seat.

Absolutely.

Of course, I was like, ew, what did you do and couldn't flush? Like, it was just gross. How long have you been going out? Like two and a half years. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you're to that phase now. Yeah. You can look at each other's toilet. Oh, yeah. So I asked him, obviously, I'm like, why? What is in the toilet?

And he's like, you don't want to know. And so I go in there and I'm like... So he tells you to stay away from it and you go in anyway. Because I was curious. Of course, wouldn't you? I get that, yeah. I work with you in radio. you can't start off with with a good tease like that and not want to hear the end of the story. So we go into the bathroom.

Well, listen, this is a little like the Death Star bringing in one of those ships in Star Wars, right?

Exactly. It's a gravitational pull you don't want to. You're in the field. Yeah, exactly. You're being pulled in. And you're slowly going toward the toilet seat to lift it up. I wouldn't lift up the toilet seat because I was just like, oh, what if something, I don't know. Jumped out of you? If you walked in there, you knew what you were doing. Was he serious about it or was he joking? He was totally serious, but he... He was like, do not lift up the toilet seat. He was serious, but I i'm like ha ha is are you kidding and he's like no and normally it would do something funny he would say but it wasn't on this occasion i'm gonna start doing that around the building like whatever you do don't look in this brown bag yeah but i'm not gonna do it with the bathroom, but I'm going to do it to women.

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