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since he said that, and he was like, don't read it. Don't read the article or whatever. So I'm

going to read it to you guys on the air and we'll, you know, figure out what it says about you.

So I told, and I just brought it up two seconds ago. He said, hey, Bird, did you get rid of that

underwear article? I'm like, because every morning I get dressed, it's been bothering me that I don't know what that means about me when I am getting dressed and, you know, hanging on my underwear. So anyway, and then he was like, it's sitting right in front of me. That's what we're about to talk about. Dude, I'm like, you're psychic. Any one of these things always seem to me like this is, this was from a guy's website. You know, it's directed and targeted towards guys. For dudes. For dudes. So anytime dudes write for dudes, it always scares me a little bit. Mm-hmm. Because they don't know. Right. They just don't know. Are they giving good advice? But some of the stuff seemed like it could make sense. So I wanted to run it by you women and you tell me if you think the perception is real or not, okay? Okay. So what a woman's underwear says about her ever trying to get to this for a week? Boy shorts. This is because girls who wear boy shorts are sporty tomboy chicks, which means that they're basically your dream girl because

they're cute and playful. They can keep up with the dudes in a flag football game and they could

chug a beer faster than you can, either that or they're... Never mind about that last part. That's

nasty. Um, so it's basically saying they're a little sportier and that's a girl that is sporty

will wear boy shorts. Okay. What if you only wear boy shorts to bed? Like I wonder if that's different. Like if that's your... Boy shorts to bed. Boy shirts to bed. That's your pajamas. Yeah, because I wear them to bed, I mean, but I don't wear them in regular day wear. I think this is day wear. Okay. Okay. So ahead and make our rules to the day. Okay. Okay. So would that be accurate as a woman? You know women better than guys do. Would you say for the most part, you're wearing boy shorts? That's a sporty girl. I mean, I don't really know because I don't know. I wouldn't wear those during the day. Because that would be uncomfortable. It's only to me a pajama thing. Yeah, under your clothes, uncomfortable.

It's said at the end of it, either that or they're overweight and the boy shorts make her butt look normal size. That's pretty harsh. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Okay. The thong. Fact. A girl who's wearing a thong wants you to check out her butt.

They say ass. That's why she's wearing a thong. Good job editing that. I was just thinking it's after 8.30, I can say ass. She's wearing it because she wants you to see what it reveals. some people will say, no, she's wearing business slacks or a skirt that fits tightly around the hips.

And he has to wear a thong with that because otherwise you'll see the panty line through the fabric and it'll look very crappy and unprofessional. But this guy says, BS. For the most part, thongs are just worn because women want dudes to check out the bootie. Well, I do make your ass look good, but I mean, I think it's a combination of both. You do? Because that's what I wear, but it's only because of panty lines. Like, I hate panty lines. Right, but that shows people, when they look at your butt, you know, they don't see it. So I think it's a little bit of combination both because I think thongs were created for business women in pants that would show panting lines. But I do think there are plenty of women who continue on after business hours to wear them. It's a rocket. Granny panties. I don't you what that is. What's that?

No, go ahead. I'm curious what he says. I want to know what your comment was. No, you'd go first. You go first. If you're elderly. No. The good thing about a girl in granny panties is that she's completely relaxed and comfortable with her body and her sexuality. The bad news is that she's relaxed and comfortable because she's in a committed relationship that she doesn't have to put an ounce of effort into anymore.

And if you're seeing her granny panties, and that probably means this is your girlfriend, wife we're talking about.

She knows you're not going anywhere and she knows that she doesn't have to do stuff to keep you around. Your relationship is long past to turning each other on and being

physically attracted to one another phase.

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