This is the bird show.

Hey, before we get out of here today, I think we could help each other out.

If you are in a relationship right now, and all four of us are,

there are things that you should never, ever, ever, ever, ever ask of each other when you're dating or you're married.

Okay.

And I would like to compile that list and put it up on our website.

For us idiots, me specifically, that have asked these questions over the last couple of years and have been burned every single time I ask them.

But there are way more than the superficial ones I asked.

I told you guys when I was in Europe with Stacey.

My wife, Stacy, about a week and a half ago, just with some silence, it was really nice.

Should have embraced it. But it felt like an uncomfortable lull in the conversation. So I,

for whatever reason, said to her, you know, if I wasn't around, which ex-boyfriend of yours do you think you would have ended up spending the rest of your life with?

And for her, it's a no win, because I'm not going to be happy with the answer. I don't even really want to know the answer, so why do you even ask?

Right. So, of course, she asked.

She said this dude, Glenn.

I probably got some jealous, a jealous streak in me about it.

Yeah, this dude back in high school and stuff.

Yeah, what's wrong with the name Glenn?

I don't know.

That just reeks of mustache and small penis.

Glenn?

Yeah.

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