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Vault: What Happens When the Dress Doesn’t Fit?

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🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: What Happens When the Dress Doesn’t Fit?

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0:00.0

The Vert Show

0:01.1

DeGust

0:02.0

Nuebe

0:02.5

Preducers

0:06.4

At Mike Music

0:07.6

I should have done this song

0:09.6

for the

0:10.1

T-Pain application thing

0:12.2

Yeah

0:12.6

I couldn't mess up the words

0:14.2

on this one

0:14.7

No

0:15.3

Is this the weekend

0:17.0

You're supposed to wear that deal?

0:18.9

The dress?

0:19.8

Yeah

0:20.0

Yes, it's tomorrow Okay So my brother is getting married tomorrow. And for some of you that may not know, I wasn't originally in the wedding. But, and I talked about it on the air. And then about a month ago, maybe a month and a half ago, my brother and his fiance came in studio and surprised me to tell me. Very sweet. Yeah, it was awesome. I was so excited and they surprised me and told me I was going to be in the wedding. And that day, I went to David's bridal and for the fitting of the bridesmaids dress. This is what, three, four weeks ago? Six weeks ago? It was like a month, a month ago, at least. So when I went in for the fitting, they didn't, the smallest size that they had for me to try on was a size five. No, a size, yeah, size five. And it was a little type, but I was like, well, I haven't really been in this workout routine. I'm going to get back into my workout routine. So let me do a size smaller because I'm

1:11.9

sure I'll, you know, lose a few pounds by then. Not that I need to. Not like I'm like, oh, I need to go on a diet. Just I thought that I would be working out. Is that pretty common where women will set a goal weight based on getting into the wedding dress? Because that's an important, that's a great motivation by humiliation. You've got to get in that dress and you've got to look good so you use that as your

1:30.3

motivation. You use it for wedding, for bridesmaid, for your skinny jeans. I mean, there's a poll that came out today. 74% of women have clothes in their closet that they cannot fit in because they think in their mind, you know what? And I've done it. Yeah, I'm going to fit in that again. No, I'm not.

1:44.2

I just did that the other day.

1:45.2

Yeah.

1:45.8

Yeah, you do.

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