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Vault: What Do You Do When You're Caught In The Middle Of A Love Triangle?

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🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Vault: What Do You Do When You're Caught In The Middle Of A Love Triangle?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

All right, so the email reads like this, and this is a tight one here. We're not exactly sure what to do with this, so we're looking for your input. I mean, it really does come down to a very simple question. Like, if you're the one that knows that the dude is screwing around on another woman, do you try to find and tell the woman, or do you just let it ride? That's really the question here. Here's how the email goes. Found out on Sunday, this guy that I've had an on and off relationship with for the past year has been in a relationship the whole time and he just got engaged. Apparently he got engaged a little over a week ago, but on Sunday, 921, he invited me over to watch some football and hang out. We ended up sleeping together and I stayed the night. So unbeknownst to me, he'd propose marriage to a girl I don't even

0:41.5

know existed and then slept with me. I found out this past Sunday when he again invited me

0:47.7

over for dinner and to watch football. He changed his Facebook status last week to engage,

0:52.0

but I thought it was a joke. When I asked him about it, he

0:55.0

basically didn't answer and avoided the question. But when I asked, but when I walked into his

1:00.1

kitchen on Sunday, there was a congratulations on your engagement card on his counter, and I read it,

1:05.7

and then asked him, and he confirmed that yes, he's engaged. I have no idea who this girl is.

1:15.4

I think the name of the card said, blank, but she needs to know what is going on.

1:20.4

I need the Bert shows help to reach out to this girl or maybe her friends and tell her what a sleazy is.

1:23.5

I want her to know all the facts because I'm certain he's lying to her.

1:29.9

He told me that she knows about you, that one of his neighbors told told her so he had to confess, I don't believe it for a second that she knows or even knows what really happened.

1:34.8

Can you guys help me? There was an exchange between the two of them that may make it more

1:39.1

clear to you on how deep this thing is before we get into debating on if we should do this or not.

1:45.8

So this is the exchange between our listener that wants to call this dude out and the dude himself over the last couple of days.

1:56.0

And it's being played by Wendy is playing the part of our listener.

2:00.2

And mean Judge Andy is the line cheating

2:03.4

bastard. Okay. AOL.com. You are a monster and a coward. Not avoiding you. Halacious problems today

2:12.2

since Wachovia went under over the weekend. My day has been on the phone avoiding all of my emails. Everyone is

2:19.3

scared and running for the hills. Not avoiding you. Just was leaving you alone. You saw I was

2:24.5

engaged and I didn't hide it from you, although I underestimated how much of it you got. And I told

2:29.8

you a friendship was what we needed. My concern for you after you broke up was sincere and backed by my actions afterwards.

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