Vault: What Did You Do At Your Company Christmas Party To Get Yourself Fired?
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🗓️ 25 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Furt Show. |
| 0:01.5 | We are getting into that period now of the time of year where you're going to all these holiday parties and especially your work holiday party. You've got to be so careful. Oh, yeah. I mean, because there's this misconception that you go to your holiday party for work and that it's a comfortable environment that you all are friends. That there's no repercussions for anything. And then usually the danger is the slippery slope is you go to the holiday party and you really don't want to go, but you know you need to. |
| 0:23.3 | You need to make an appearance so you start drinking just to be more comfortable at the holiday party. Then you keep drinking and then you get comfortable and then you do something stupid. And the thing is it lasts. If you're branded like that, you're branded like that for until somebody else does something. And I think that the premier example is Crash, |
| 0:40.4 | who didn't exactly mind it. |
| 0:42.7 | But he, |
| 0:43.6 | because it only had like maybe two years into the show or whatever, |
| 0:47.1 | Jessica. |
| 0:47.7 | Hey, David, hold on one second. |
| 0:49.6 | Yep. |
| 0:50.3 | Through that party for me where Crash told our general manager's wife that she had a great |
| 0:55.3 | ass and then um and then left um took his pants off before he left yeah and people who were at |
| 1:03.3 | that who don't work who didn't know crash personally but were at that party forever he is the guy |
| 1:09.2 | who took his pants off when he left the party yeah they knew him intimately by the end of the night. Right. You guys let this, if you go on to these holiday parties, let the following stories totally freak you out. So you don't get your drink on so badly because I am assuming the phone lines that are lit up right now have to do with alcohol and drinking too much at the holiday party. Yeah. So 404-741-105. |
| 1:28.8 | If you are absolutely sure the reason why a fellow employee has gotten the boot because of something |
| 1:33.7 | that happened at the holiday party, give us a call right now. |
| 1:36.7 | Hey, David. |
| 1:37.9 | Hey. |
| 1:38.3 | What's up, man? |
| 1:39.1 | How are you? |
| 1:40.2 | Good. |
| 1:40.6 | I got a perfect situation. |
| 1:43.1 | We had a holiday party at the soap arena during a hockey game. |
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