Hey, the Bert Show.

You've talked about this before, Bert with, uh, I can't, oh, no, never mind. It wasn't, never mind, a different story. Anyways, oh, dude. I thought, I was about to tell a story about, uh, you and Stacy. And then as I, the story started form of my head, it has nothing to do with what I'm going to talk about. I have a feeling that Jeff says that to Jessica sometimes. Oh, and remember when, wait a second, I wasn't you.

So we're out, what was second, that wasn't you.

So we're out, what was it, Friday night this weekend and, you know, just hanging out,

whatever. And, uh, boy, I can't wait. You have gripped me. This guy said, look, he was telling a story better than I am. And he says at some point during the story, he's going to tell like a secret that none of the girls could hear. And this is an adult man. He is probably 30 years old, early 30s. And he's an adult man. He says to all of the guys, hey, over here, because the girls can't hear this. So he calls all the guys over. Oh, women love that.

A guy's secret. Right. And he says, he says, 32 years old, he says, come on, over here, don't let him listen. Everybody cuddle up. Oh, no, no, no. Everybody cuddle up. He didn't do the huddle up. Everybody cuddle up? He just lost guy points.

So we all did it.

You cuddled up together.

We all, you know, we got in the huddle. Not cuddle up. Everybody cuddle up? He just lost guy points. So we all did it.

You cuddled up together? We all got in the huddle thing and he told us whatever stupid joke was. Jeff loses guy points for cuddling with another man on Friday night. And then it ended and a few minutes later, one of the guys, he comes up to me, he says, did he say cuddle up or huddle up? And we had to do a guy intervention

because his entire life, he thought what you do at football games was a cuddle.

Oh, no. No. No. No. That's awesome. So, like, through high school, like, how many touch

football games do you play as a kid in your neighborhood? He said, come on, everybody over here, cuddle up. Like, he did that. Well, now. Like, in gym class, flag football where they put those stupid things around your waist and you, you know, the flags. Cuddle up. Did he say, like, let's get in a cuddle? No, he said, come on. I mean, over here cuddle no he said come on over here he was he was a little bit he was a little bit tipsy and he didn't want it was some stupid joke he was telling that it was going to be offensive to women so he didn't want the women to hear the joke so he well see that's a sign right there i'm not surprised because when you do that okay girls can't listen to this, so come on over. So everybody cut a lot. Yeah, cut a lot. And they were,

they have no issue with that because in the atmosphere of the night, him doing the huddle thing was funny because, like, they were telling offensive guy jokes. So the story I was thinking of with Stacy. She remember she went through most of her adult life thinking that deer look for the sign with the running deer

on the side of the road.

It's just deer crossing.

And that's where they cross the street. Yeah, her dad used to tell her that when she was like, you know, five or six, you know, when they were in the car and there'd be a deer crossing sign. He'd go, oh, we got to slow down because this is where the deer crossed because they look for the sign. and she was like 21 years old

and she's in the car with all of her sorority sisters

and Stacy turns around

and goes, hey everybody we got to for the sign and she was like 21 years old and she's in the car with all of her sorority sisters

and stacey turns around and goes hey everybody we got to slow down because you know the deer

look for the sign and then they cross and all the girls are just like er yeah she says

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