Vault: We Help Fall Out Boy Break Their World Record
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.5 | Try not to love this song. |
| 0:05.8 | There's a lot of pressure on us this morning as the first morning show that Fallout Boy is going to talk to in their attempt to get into the Guinness Book of World's Records. |
| 0:14.4 | We've got to be conscientious of two things before we get them on, okay? |
| 0:18.4 | First, I think we've got to ask them right off the bat. How long do we have with you? |
| 0:21.4 | Right. |
| 0:21.6 | Okay. |
| 0:22.2 | Because if they're doing 57 interviews, this may be six seconds long. |
| 0:25.3 | Exactly. |
| 0:26.4 | And we're wordy. |
| 0:27.5 | And we're very wordy. We know this. I think I've already proven that since the mics have been on. And the second thing is, I mean, we are going to set the tone for the rest of the industry. |
| 0:36.6 | Right. |
| 0:37.0 | So if we say something to offend these guys right off the bat, they're going to hate their next 24 hours. And they will no doubt over the next 24 run into a whole bunch of DJs, because we know our industry is filled with tools, that will ask an offensive question. And it will ruin their next half an hour. We don't want to be that morning show. Right. Right. So the pressure is a little bit on us. Start it off on a good foot. Hey, guys. What's up? Hey, what's up? How are you guys doing today? Uh, it's three in the morning for you, isn't it? Yeah, we are Spright. We are all just, uh, lively, right? Sprightly. That's bad. I'm feeling like Coke. Yeah, we are Sprite. You know, we are all just lively, right? Sprightly. |
| 1:11.6 | That's just kind of... |
| 1:12.6 | I'm feeling like Coke. |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah, no, we, um... |
| 1:16.6 | And to answer your first question, we have to have five minutes, apparently. |
| 1:21.6 | Five minutes, okay. |
| 1:22.6 | Okay, here's my intention with the five minutes. |
| 1:24.6 | That's what she said, but it's like for real. |
| 1:29.4 | She can ask for whatever she wants. |
| 1:30.8 | Who knows what we will get? |
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