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Vault: War of Roses - Diane & Doug

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🗓️ 5 November 2025

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Vault: War of Roses - Diane & Doug

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0:00.0

You're on The Bird Show.

0:01.9

She is absolutely convinced that her man has been messing around on her, so she's going to try to catch him red-handed with a war of the roses.

0:11.1

Hi, Diane.

0:12.2

Hello.

0:13.0

You don't sound so great.

0:14.2

Well, yeah.

0:15.2

I'm calling Ashley, have you guys to help me to figure out whether or not, of course, my husband has been seeing somebody else.

0:21.9

What's his name and how long have you been married? Well, his name's Doug, and we've been married

0:26.0

now for about 12 years. We got married. We were 18. Okay. I'm 30 now, so yeah. Normally, he's very

0:32.6

attentive and, you know, polite and takes me out, but recently, he's just been not how he usually is. Like,

0:39.0

he forgets to tell me things. And he did a lot of business meetings. And usually he's, you know, very adamant about where he's going. He'll be like, oh, yeah, we're going to P.F. Chang's for dinner. Or maybe, you know, going over to the W for lunch or something like that. But lately, he's just been really vague.

0:53.2

Okay.

0:54.1

And that,

0:54.8

I don't know,

0:56.0

I'm sort of suspect.

0:57.4

He cheated on me once before. This was a really long time ago when we first started dating, probably like 13 years ago, like the first six months that we were dating. And he cheated on me, and that's kind of how I knew. He started doing the same things, just became vague aware he was hanging out and stuff like that. Well, definitely. He's just being very elusive. You know, okay, there's a perfect example. Last Saturday or whatever, we were supposed to meet up at the Home Depot. And I was doing Samarans. He was doing Samarans, and we were supposed to meet there together. Well, probably like an hour and a half went by, and I hadn't, I couldn't get a

1:29.5

hold of him. I tried his cell phone. I tried to leave a message at the house, and he never called. And then finally he shows up, and he's like, oh, yeah, I got a flat tire. And I was like, I looked at his car and, you know what? He could have been true or it could have not, but I don't really know the difference.

1:45.5

So I was very suspect at that. Do you know what I mean? He's never like that. Here's what doesn't make sense to me. I mean, if you've been this guy for 12 years, then it seems like these are things that you should be able to bring up without the fear of it getting in the way of the relationship. You know what? if you have a doubt, you have a doubt, you know what I mean? And obviously, from what you've said, he is acting differently, and you just want to know why. There's an extra reason why I'm a little worried. I'm three months pregnant, and I have a little bit, you know, I don't know if it's maybe like hormones, what I mean, I'm not really showing. I still take very good care of myself, so I don't think, I don't think he's out, you know, because I'm not physically attractive anymore, but I just, I don't know if I'm feeling like extra sensitive or I don't know. It's just, it's just, it's been really difficult. There's just some weirdness going on here. And maybe it's, you know, know the hormones maybe you're being sensitive but

2:34.2

you've got you know like a common denominator here between now and what happened 13 years

2:38.2

ago so I guess it makes sense yeah okay so here's what we'll do Diane um we're gonna have

2:43.1

you on the line listening to everything go on Lindsay's gonna call up Doug pretending to be a

2:48.5

florist and she's gonna to offer him a dozen roses.

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