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Vault: Tradio Finale

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Vault: Tradio Finale

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

So if you have been listening over the last couple of weeks, then, you know, we've been doing Tradio, where we were going to trade up with you guys every single day with an item of slightly greater value. And weeks ago, we started with a little keychain that Melissa brought in. Yeah, we all brought in an item to see what we should start with, and we decided on Melissa Carter's keychain. And it was a Samoa cookie from the Girl Scouts,

0:23.2

and it was like a collector keychain. It was a Samoa

0:21.8

cookie from the Girl Scouts and it was like a collector's item because it was a special anniversary

0:25.9

edition or something like that. It was worth less than like three bucks or something like that. Oh,

0:29.4

yeah. Definitely. I think it was sent to Melissa as a little promotional item. So she traded that

0:35.3

for a Tigger pen that had some collector value to it.

0:39.4

And then we traded the Tigger pen for some Superman comics.

0:43.0

The comics traded up for some Tiffany candlesticks.

0:45.6

The candlesticks traded up for some really nice jewelry.

0:48.7

The jewelry traded up for a NASCAR chair.

0:51.3

That happened when I was out, though, so I don't know anything about that.

0:53.6

Okay.

0:54.0

And then the NASCAR chair went for the piano? Piano, I think. Then the piano. Piano went for the car, which we thought was going to be the end of it. It was a 94 Volvo. Would have been totally happy going from a keychain to a car. Sounds good. Yeah. Sounds really good. Would have been happy with the Volvo.

1:11.2

We could have ended this thing. Well, we decided just one more day. We'll give it one more try.

1:15.6

If there was somebody that had something of slight or greater value, then we'd give this thing one more shot.

1:20.5

And sure enough, Jeremy calls up with probably the best ending that could have possibly happened.

1:27.3

I've got a, it's a 45-inch, 1080 progressive scan, LCD, flat panel TV.

1:33.7

This is just super duper.

1:35.2

Why are you?

1:35.9

Why are you?

1:37.1

You sound like the TV salesman and like 40-year-old version.

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