The Bird Show.

Denise, you're just sick of being all buttoned up and all conservative.

And she's looking to shed that skin get a little wild this summer.

I don't know why, but I imagine her in a music video with her hair up in a tight bun and some horn room glasses on.

And then she's going to take them off and take her hair down and shake it all out.

Are you also imagining it's 1985 and you're watching Van Halen? Van Who? I'm kidding. Good morning, Denise. You're on the voice disguiser. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Can you speak up a little bit for us, please? Sure. Thank you. I can hear you in the back of the classroom. Sorry. So what's going on?

You ready to get little nuts this summer?

Yeah.

Well, can I kind of give you guys a little bit of background?

Of course.

Absolutely. I know where I am where I am right now.

Okay.

So basically here's what's going on.

I worked really, really hard when I was in school, in high school, to get into a really good college.

And I went through college.

You know, I didn't party a whole lot in college.

I've never been drunk in my entire life.

Like, you know, seriously, I mean, I may have been tipsy a couple of

times, but that's about as extreme as it's gotten for me. And, you know, I just, I never was a party

girl. I was always really serious about getting through college and getting through my good grades

and that kind of thing. And I'm,

you know, now a first year teacher straight out of college. Okay. And, you know, it's kind of

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