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Vault: This Parenting Move Is Equal Parts Genius and Gross

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🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: This Parenting Move Is Equal Parts Genius and Gross

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0:00.0

You're on The Virtue.

0:01.9

We will give you the warning right now that if you are eating, put it down.

0:06.5

Put it down.

0:08.2

And yeah, there's shock value here on a couple of different levels.

0:13.6

The physical part of the whole thing is absolutely gross.

0:16.2

But the fact that one father thought that this would be a reasonable way how to handle his child

0:23.8

and their illness is really warped.

0:27.0

I think that means that that happens in his family.

0:31.0

You don't just think that up.

0:32.5

Must be passed down from grandpappy to papy to daddy.

0:36.3

Damn.

0:36.7

But this is something you witnessed.

0:38.4

My dad showed me how to change the oil in my car. This is what this guy's dad taught him. You saw this with your own eyes. Because I would never believe it on a blog or something like that. It's almost like ripping the bandit off because you've been talking my head guys. Just let's get it over with. Here's the'm stay i'm at a store and it's a busy it's like a

0:56.3

it's busy lots of people in and out and i'm waiting outside because the weather is beautiful

1:03.6

so i'm just hanging out and i'm watching the people and uh one family in particular is obviously waiting for mom who's in there shopping.

1:13.7

And it's one guy wrangling two kids.

1:16.5

And I'm bad with ages.

1:18.9

So the kid that I'm going to talk about is Hayden's size.

1:23.2

And I know Hayden's little for six, right?

1:24.9

So is Hayden's like maybe a four-year-old?

1:27.0

Four-five, yeah, probably realistically. Yeah. I'm guessing that's his age. But he's about Hayden's little for six, right? So is Hayden's like maybe a four-year-old? Four-five, yeah, probably realistically. I'm guessing that's his age, but he's about Hayden's size, right? So size of a four-year-old, and he's obviously got the flu or cold or something because he's got that little grip, you know, little kids get the little grip.

1:44.5

Is it the bubbly or is it a bubbly?

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