The Bert Show.

Here's a fun little peek on a 1911 operator that gets a call. This is a while ago, and it must be recirculating now. She gets a call, and keep in mind while this guy is talking, he's a police officer. He's trying to hide that fact, I think, from her. I didn't listen real closely again yesterday, but I think he's trying to hide that fact from her. and he and his wife decided that they were going to put some marijuana in their brownies and have a good time. And it's the first time that she's ever done it. And he hasn't done that very often. So he starts to trip. I mean, he starts to think he is about to die. They are freaking out. He actually says at one point, I think I'm dead. Yeah. Keep in mind, he's high as hell when he makes this call right now to 911. Hey, one-hurt's emergency. Yeah, can you please send rescue to... I think I'm having an overdose as so as my wife. Okay, do you and your wife? Yes. Overnose of what? Marijuana, but I don't know if it had something in it. Okay. Can you please send rescue? Okay, how old are you? I'm 28, 29 years old, and my wife is 26. Please come. 26? Yes, please. Have you guys been drinking also? What? Have you guys been drinking today, too? No, that's it. No, is there any weapons in the house? No, please come. Okay, we're on our way. Are you guys, like, do you guys have fever or anything? No, I'm just, I think we're dying. Okay, how much did you guys have? I don't know, we made brownies, and I think we're dead. Okay. How much did you guys have?

I don't know.

We made brownies, and I think we're dead.

I really do.

Okay.

How much did you put in the brownies?

I don't know.

Was it a bad?

Who made the brownies?

My wife and I did.

Cuba, come here.

Okay.

Guess her? She's on the living room ground right now. Is she breathing? She's barely breathing. Is she awake? I think so. Okay, can you look? Pardon? Can you look? Yeah, I could feel her. She's laying right down in front of me. Time is going by really, really, really slow. Okay, well, I'm on the phone with you. Do you know how much of it you bought and put in the brownies? Pardon? How much did you buy? I don't, just please send rescue. They're on the way, but I'm trying to figure out how much you bought and put into the brownies, sir. Probably like a quarter ounce total. A quarter ounce total into the brownies?

Did you guys eat all the brownies?

Yeah, we did.

Okay.

And you ate all of them.

But how many, was it a big patch, a little batch?

It was a quarter ounce.

Okay, but brownie-wise. How many pieces do you guys think you guys had? I don't know. I probably had like a small chunk. Please come. What time is it? It's 937. When did you guys eat last eat the brownies? Probably like an hour and a half ago. Okay. Is your wife still braided?

Yeah, she is.

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