Vault: These Had Washing Statics Are Shocking
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🗓️ 20 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Melissa Carter, tell us the statistics, specifically in Atlanta, from guys that are dirty, |
| 0:09.0 | your dirty, dirty, dirty, dudes is really disturbing. |
| 0:12.0 | Well, they decided to do a national survey about how, you know, if people really do wash their hands, okay? |
| 0:18.0 | And so one of the places that they observed, and this was |
| 0:20.8 | just randomly, you know, observing in public restrooms. And they showed that the biggest offenders |
| 0:25.5 | in the city of Atlanta were people that went to Turner Field to a Braves game. And they said |
| 0:30.7 | that 26% of those observed at Turner Field did not wash their hands after they went to the |
| 0:36.5 | restroom. And the way that it went men and women, 16% of the women didn't, 37% of the men did not wash |
| 0:42.5 | their hands. So in the National Survey, same thing, where 9 out of 10 women do wash their |
| 0:48.0 | hands, but like the percentage of men was, I mean, who did not was far higher. |
| 0:51.6 | Just for the record also, tonight at Turner Field, men, don't touch me. |
| 0:58.3 | Well, you know, like at a Braves game after a win, you know, like random guys will |
| 1:02.5 | high five each other. |
| 1:03.6 | Just know that you're smaring each other's fecal matter on each other's hands. |
| 1:06.8 | Nasty. |
| 1:07.2 | Just I'll be, I hope nobody at Turner Field, like, none of the guys, you know, none of my boss is there, mind me wearing the big yellow dishwashing gloves. |
| 1:17.4 | Come in there with a latex glove on? |
| 1:19.3 | What is he planning on doing to the players? |
| 1:21.9 | What's he wearing that for? |
| 1:23.1 | Oh, just because. |
| 1:24.7 | It's just offensive. |
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