The Bert Show.

So we just got off the phone with this guy, Matt.

We did a love lost and found with Matt and Pinky.

And Pinky a couple of weeks ago is at a St. Patrick's Day party, and she meets this guy, Jack.

And he seems really cool.

I mean, they're getting their drink on and everything. And I asked her this morning, like, what is it about this guy, Matt, that made you so attracted to him that you had to call a radio station and kind of put the APB out on this guy?

And she said he told a pretty funny story. that made you so attracted to him that you had to call a radio station and kind of put the APB out on this guy.

And she said he told a pretty funny story about a kangaroo that she thought,

you know what? That's a guy that I want to hang out with again. And this was his story.

Pinky, what's the kangaroo story that Matt told you that just overwhelmed you?

Okay. He went to school in Australia for study abroad, and he was with a couple of his friends,

and they were driving, and they hit a kangaroo.

They thought that they killed it.

Uh-oh.

So they are just being, you know, just being guys, and they decide to start taking pictures

with this dead kangaroo.

And they're putting, like, a hat on the kangaroo, putting the arm over it and taking

pictures.

Well, one of the guys gets the idea to put his jacket on the kangaroo, and all of a sudden

it woke up and hopped off with the guy's jacket on. Well, they go to get in the car, and the guy's keys were in the jacket on the kangaroo. They're like hopped off. Can you put her on hold for a second? Yeah. Can I put her on a hold? Yeah. Hey, Pinky, hold on one second. That's the plot of a movie. Of what? Kangaroo Jack. Kangaroo Jack. Angry Jack, yeah. Was that his pickup line, you think? He's using the plot of a movie. Of what? Kangaroo Jack? Kangaroo Jack.

Was that his pickup line, you think? He's using the plot of a movie and she fell for it. Okay, so his elaborate lie to pick her up was maybe it was a true story. But for our purposes, let's say it was a lie. And he lied and he watched Kangaroo Jack and he's been using it as a pickup line. So then we started to think, I wonder what the biggest elaborate lie is for anybody listening right now to give us a call 404-741-105 that any guy has ever laid on you to pick you up.

And we started thinking about that three-doors-down drummer guy that we had on last year also.

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