Vault: These Are The Worst Gift Exchanges Ever!
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🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the bird show. |
| 0:02.3 | Let me ask you guys a question because it dawned on me the other day when we were talking to Melody. |
| 0:07.9 | And in talking to Jamie Massey, the last couple of days also, the biggest fear with Melody that we had. |
| 0:13.9 | And she was the one that found the presence in her boyfriend's apartment. |
| 0:19.3 | Right. |
| 0:19.7 | And there were two different sets. Well, the reason why she |
| 0:22.2 | initially started snooping around was that they had agreed to only get like a couple of presents each |
| 0:27.5 | for each other, right? Three gifts. But the concern she had because she was kind of broke is they didn't |
| 0:33.3 | put a financial limit on it. So she was trying to figure out how much money he spent to know how much |
| 0:37.3 | money she should spend. Here is a big fear when you're buying presents for other people. And I call it |
| 0:42.9 | gift imbalance. Like when you... I thought the biggest fear was drawing Leonard. |
| 0:50.3 | That's the second biggest fear. The first is gift and balance. Like if you give somebody like, because it's really defining your relationship. |
| 0:57.9 | So like let's say I give Jen Hobby a calendar and she gives me a car. |
| 1:05.2 | That is gift imbalance for sure. |
| 1:07.1 | She sees our relationship differently than I do. |
| 1:10.3 | I see her as a calendar person. She sees me as a car person. |
| 1:13.7 | I mean, that's really, really extreme, but that's what we're talking about here. So I would |
| 1:17.5 | love to take calls from you if you had the, like, the worst case of gift imbalance, where you came to |
| 1:23.5 | the table with this, they came to the table with that, and you were either really disappointed or really just uncomfortable, just totally uncomfortable. |
| 1:32.4 | I gave him a gift certificate to the gap and he gave me herpes. |
| 1:37.5 | In balance for sure. |
| 1:39.1 | Definitely imbalance. |
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