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Vault: Their At Odds Over What Their Receptionist Should Look Like

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🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Vault: Their At Odds Over What Their Receptionist Should Look Like

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bert Show.

0:01.7

And the email reads like this. Dear Birch Show, having a debate with the co-owner of my company

0:06.6

that I'm hoping your show can help with. I can never call in because the subject matter

0:11.1

alone would definitely make some never use our business. Without giving away too much,

0:15.5

we're a medium-sized company. What we specialize in is of no consequence, but most of our day is spent in business meetings in or out of our office.

0:24.8

Our clients are roughly 65% men and 35% women.

0:28.6

We both have to agree on the hiring of every, and that's capitalized, every employee.

0:33.3

Up until now, we've never really disagreed, and because we have the same business philosophy, we've become successful quickly.

0:39.9

Here's our debate.

0:41.2

We're in the process of hiring a receptionist, not a huge decision, right?

0:45.1

But for whatever reason, we both really become strongheaded about which employee should get the job.

0:50.8

The receptionist that I want to hire has a fairly solid resume.

0:54.2

She's worked at a handful of reputable Atlanta businesses, and she's armed with good references,

0:59.6

and she's very attractive, very attractive. The receptionist that he is endorsing has a great

1:05.9

resume as well, probably slightly better than the receptionist I want to hire. She's been a receptionist at a few more big name companies in Atlanta than receptionist number one,

1:15.3

and she, too, comes with solid references, but she's not attractive at all.

1:20.5

We're both married, and this has nothing to do with sexual attraction.

1:24.1

Strictly from a business debate, my belief is that a receptionist is a potential client's first impression.

1:31.2

His feeling is that it's way more important to have a receptionist that we know

1:35.0

will be able to handle all the small details that go along with this job.

1:39.4

His feeling is that the less attractive employee is a more qualified fit.

1:44.1

I can agree that I'd be slightly more confident in the less attractive employee is a more qualified fit. I can agree that I'd be

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