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Producer Joanna.

Good morning.

How are you?

I'm doing good, and I would be doing a lot better if there's some restaurants in Atlanta that have decided that they are going to have unisex bathrooms.

And I have a big, big problem with unisex bathrooms. I don't like them either. Me neither. There are so many levels to this. I don't mind them. It just throws me off. Well, yeah, it throws me off. And it's just disgusting. I don't want to walk in to the bathroom after a boy was just in there or a man, whatever, and have to put the seat down. I don't like putting the seat down in my own house, let alone some other guy that don't even know. And it's just, come on, can we get a boy in a girl bathroom? You have 10 of them there. Why do they ought to be unisex? I'm with you. I wonder what is the mentality on making them unisex? Like that it's supposed to be like hip and forward thinking?

Or what is it?

I think it's partially hip and forward thinking

and I think it's probably also

hip and forward thinking.

It's like, I mean, it's tough.

If you started, yeah, he's like,

if I start that sentence, it'll complete itself.

It's, it'll complete itself. Because what I thought, what I was going to say is...

Burk's the one who hasn't slept.

It would be like easier to manage.

But then as I was doing the first part of the sentence, like, I don't think what difference

it would make.

Because, well, I know that there's a... When I go into those, there's more pressure to make sure that I'm neater than I would be if I was just in a guy's bathroom. Well, you're the only one who thinks that way. But even that, I mean, you got a splash problem going on. There's only so much we can do for you. It's like time management, though. like the girls line for their restrooms are always ridiculously long, but the guys are in,

out, in, out, yeah, yeah. only so much we can do for you. It's like time management though. Like the girls' line for their restrooms are always ridiculously long, but the guys are

in, out, in, out. Yeah, yes, please, let me have a unisex bathroom. They're on the floor. That's why they're in and out. No, women are peeing all over their seats. Yes. And don't clean it up. Women are nasty in the bathroom. I would think that a women's bathroom is nastier than a men's.

Come on.

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