Listen, it's The Bird Show.

Aren't we all convinced that we have the one invention in the back of our heads that we know we can make a trillion dollars on?

This guy thought he had an idea.

It was going to land him on the million dollar club.

I ran across him, email me, this guy's website not too long ago, and said, you know, this might be somebody interested in having on the

show and i read it and at first i kind of laughed at what he does and then i started to think about it

and i bet this guy makes a ton of money from his new invention and paul i will let you explain it to us

and i guarantee you next time we talk to paul he'll be a wealthy man hey paul

okay hey uh appreciate that but uh you are completely wrong this has been a uh total disaster

so far i haven't told one one thing of my product yet all right what do you got it's uh for a fee of

a five dollars per word with a five word minimum you can write a telegram to someone who has passed away

someone who said and we will give that telegram to a terminal ill person uh they will memorize it word

for word and when they pass away it's their job to go deliver that message come on now are you kidding me

no no it's for real and uh the money is collected and upon his passing it's either given to a charity

of the messengers choosing to the messenger's family or to pay for medical bills and in this

particular case we only have one messenger,

and he wanted to go to his family. And what's the motivation as me, as the terminal person,

to deliver this message? I mean, there are a lot of people I'm going to run into. I mean, I'm going to

have to do a lot of searching. Oh, you mean, well, he's promised to do so. I mean, he's an honest

guy. I believe in when he says he's going to, you know, well, he's promised to do so. I mean, he's an honest guy.

I believe in when he says he's going to, you know, try his best to deliver the messages. Oh, I see. You have one guy. And he's going to deliver all these messages to all these people. Well, all these messages have done so far. Well, he's got one guy so so far i think what he's saying is that he you know

other terminally ill patients can jump on board if they want so nobody's asked him to memorize even

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