Vault: Spring Break Sting: Her Daughter Charged Her Card To Go Where?! - PT 2
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🗓️ 15 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show Yesterday, yes, we did do a spring break sting operation and yeah, it got pretty ugly and they normally do and we stopped doing them this year. Yeah, because we just felt like it was entrapment for the kid because, you know, here's a kid going to spring. We got some morals. And they're having a good time and we just felt like if, you know, a parent finds out everything the kid's doing, |
| 0:21.8 | that it's just, it's just not fair to the kid. And then does the parent really want to know? And all that stuff. But we got over all that. And normally what we do is the parent wants us to call down to their kid down at spring break. And they want to listen to everything, the whole conversation go on. And then we used to bait them into like conversations about the thong contest they were in or the wet t-shirt contests or whatever. And then the mom would confront the daughter and it just ruined their spring breaks. Right. And we're not going to do it anymore. Right. But this year we got a whole bunch of calls. And it seemed like some of the spring breaks, things that we could do, like, were legitimate. |
| 0:55.2 | Like, well, there was one, like, the first one we decided to, the reason we resurrected it was because there was a girl who had told her mother she was going to one place with a group of friends. |
| 1:05.7 | And then the mother went into an eatery and saw those group of friends. |
| 1:09.4 | An eatery. |
| 1:10.1 | An eatery. |
| 1:11.3 | We call it a restaurant, Grandma. |
| 1:14.9 | I don't know where that came from. |
| 1:19.0 | Melissa is going to be dancing in the next six flags commercial. |
| 1:24.7 | She was out running some air and She stopped by the eatery. |
| 1:28.1 | Yeah, hold on a second. |
| 1:28.7 | Let me shake my insurer and drink that her in a second. First, I got my hair cut at the barber. Then I went to the eatery. I have to stop by the market for some potatoes. She got the early bird special at the eatery. It's a blue hair special. Go on, I'm listening. Sorry, Melissa. So anyway, so what happened was she went into those little friends for girl. |
| 1:46.8 | And so we made the phone call because we were, it was a safety issue. I mean, the mother didn't know where her daughter was, who her daughter was with. And the girl had said, you know, I'll call you when I get there and never called. So we felt, you know what, even though we don't really like doing these, we thought it was our responsibility to do that one. |
| 2:02.0 | It was a legitimate reason for calling. |
| 2:03.7 | And we got a legitimate one yesterday also. |
| 2:05.9 | Dudes down here in Atlanta and his ex-wife is in Baltimore. |
| 2:09.4 | And the ex-wife in Baltimore has custody of their child. |
| 2:12.6 | And they all made an agreement that she was too young to go to spring break. |
| 2:17.9 | And the father thought that the mother was keeping her word and not allowing their kid to go down to spring break. |
| 2:25.2 | We found out yesterday she wasn't keeping her word at all yet. |
| 2:28.8 | Either was he. |
| 2:29.8 | And you'll hear that in about the middle of this spring break sting operation on the bird show. |
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